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Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway Unisex Organic Cotton T-shirt

Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway Unisex Organic Cotton T-shirt

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It's my "Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway" T-shirt - your go to tee for navigating the apocalypse of multigenerational bicoastal family dinners. It's like a superhero cape, absorbing political nonsense with the truth regarding our own mortality. Inspired by my latest political blog post, where I discuss the cheering crowds ready for an authoritarian encore, thanks to a political system that's about as effective as a plugged exit door on a Boeing 737.  I discuss how to hug it out before we all implode on your manufactured hatred of one another. 

Made from 100% organic cotton in the USA using water based inks. Wear it proudly because it's made by Americans.

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  • 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
  • Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
  • Crewneck
  • Double stitched hems
  • Tape shoulder to shoulder
  • Made in the USA
  • Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
  • Water-based inks
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