Well, well, well, what do we have here? A greeting card that doesn't mince words.

You know, there's a certain truth to this message. With each passing year, your life story becomes less of a light read and more of a tome you could use to prop open a door or fend off an intruder.

Just make sure to make sure your biography is a page-turner if you're going to keep living!

This card is printed on high-quality paper with a letterpress design. The inside is blank, allowing you to add in a dash of morbid mirth. This card is 3.50 x 4.875 inches and comes with a matching envelope.